Pokemon
#9 : Fasion Victims
Pioneer
60 minutes
1.33:1 Aspect Ratio
English
Dub only
09/21/1999
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Pokemon
Pioneer
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| Ash : Excuse me, are you the cousin, or the
second cousin of the Jenny on Maiden's Peak? Jenny : Actually, I'm her cousin's cousin. |
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Celadon City actually seems to be a fairly important place on the trek of any Poke-master, as it contains the Celadon city gym and the Rainbow badge. Now's the time I wonder, why aren't Misty and Brock collecting any pokemon or badges? I believe the Pokemon league, which requires the collection of the eight badges, is just a group of clossal losers (For example : Ash). That's why the cool kids like Misty and Brock don't do anything except groom their Starmies and Geodudes while they bide their time in their quest for total domination of poke-kind. All the while, people like Ash are running around in their official Pokemon losers club hats trying to catch Slowbros with sticks and other crude implements while espousing their love of all things Pokemon. When I was a little kid I used to eat Nintendo Power cereal three meals a day, forty seven days a week. The stuff tasted like crap but I ate it because one side was Legend Of Zelda and the other side was Super Mario Brothers. Neither nutritious, nor delicious, it did help stem the tide of insanity until the weekend came. You see, I wasn't allowed to play Nintendo during school days. I wasn't allowed to watch Married With Children either because "they don't show respect to each other" on that show. I had such a freakin' stymied childhood. Looks like your plan to passively teach me morals really worked out mom and dad, because now we hate each other. |
| And Ash hates perfume, hates the nasty, icky stuff with a passion. According to him, it turns guys into zombies for girls...thus making it likely that they'll get laid. Ash doesn't like girls though, those damn girls and their cooties. Let me tell you, if a woman wants me to be her love slave she can do it without the perfume...as long as the hand goes down my pants. As forementioned though, Ash doesn't like girls...he likes pokemon. However, unfortunately for poor Ash, the perfume shop owner is also the gym leader, Erika. He's banned from the gym, so what's a budding pokemon trainer to do? Crossdress! One dress and blonde wig later, and little Ashina is ready to get her Rainbow badge! Erika is very cute and was a top runner for "Pokemon Hot Girl #9", but we already had a tomboyish girl. While I can't get enough of tomboys I had to indulge Brock's love interest and the sanity of the world by putting in someone more pretty than cute. |  |
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Pokemon Hot Girl #9 : Suzie
Suzie is one of the most famous pokemon stylists in the world, having been named "Pokemon Friends Magazine" most popular breeder four times running. Not only is she a nice little P-O-A, but she's got the midas touch for working out the kinks in a pokmeon's body. Her being a trainer massuer is just icing on the cake of her perfect body and teal hair. A sweet girl, but unfortunately too into her pokemon, she quickly rejects Brock's suggestions of them training together forever because she wishes to go out into the world and learn more on her own. If you think you're more of a man than Brock you're welcome to try, but seriously, who's more of a man than Brock?
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| Team Rocket's got another plan, this time it's to rip people off for a bunch of money with a fake beauty parlor. People of Hop Hop Hop town must be pretty damn suscepible to suggestion, because when Misty gets her little makeover she looks like retarded version of those little hearts you give out to people on Valentine's day. "Be mine" Misty? Not with a face like that! The last thing worth mentioning? James' awesome performance of the ATOMIC ARM DROP! Way to slide pop culture into there Pokemon creators. You guys are my heroes. |  |