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Rating Explanations by Dave
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Let's set a few things straight first. Anything from the 80's or
before is probably getting kicked up a notch. Anything with some
sort of robot is probably doing okay. 80's anime with robots, forget
it. That's like double jeopardy, it's probably gonna get a five.
Conversely anything that uses boobies too much probably isn't faring
too well in my eyes. Note that the rating is basically the end all
be all of how good the show is, I've been told sometimes people
come away from my reviews having no idea what the show's actually
about (as well they should).
Pokemon and DBZ
don't really get ratings because, well, I don't really like either
of them. But it's fun as hell to review them.
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Terrible: The worst of the worst. It's
probably something with a completely incoherent plot and panty
shots than that Victoria's Secret catalog you've been ogling
for the last hour.
More likely than not there are nurses who are also maids who
are in love with a fourteen year old boy. |
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Bad: Bad. As in just plain bad. It's almost
terrible but there was a cool fight scene or a car chase to
pull it up. Genre fans will probably enjoy it for one reason
or another. There's stuff in it to like, but not very much.
The nurses are just nurses, but they're still in love love with
a fourteen year old boy. |
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Alright: Let me set it straight. This is
a good rating, it's not a great one but three is a positive.
You'll probably notice that I hand out a LOT of threes, that's
because a lot of things are watchable. They're not bad but I'm
probably not going to be watching them again.
The nurses spend their time healing the sick instead of involving
in pederasty |
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Good: This thing did something right before
it came over seas, and after too apparently because it's getting
the coveted 4 spot. Even non-genre fans should take a peek and
maybe they'll see something nice.
In these shows there are no nurses. |
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Great: This show rocks strong, hard, and
all night long. It's like a three hundred dollar whore that
just got a 50% tip. If you could have this show's children you
probably would. It's not perfect (necessarily) but it's pretty
freakin' sweet. That or it's an 80's robot anime, which is practically
the same thing.
In a show like this nobody even knows what a nurse is. |
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Nostalgic: Like all people, I sometimes
fall prey to loving crap that doesn't exactly stand the test
of time. This rating is more a warning for you, dear reader,
so that you don't fall into the trap without an idea of what
you're getting into. Yes, I am in love with Dominion
Tank Police and Bubblegum Crisis, but does that make it
right?
The nurses are all in sepiatone, they're also robot pumas with
funky hair-dos. |
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Disgusting: Some shows are not content
with simply irritating the senses, they seek to offend the very
core of our human being. It's not bad enough that the nurses
are also maids who are in love with a fourteen year old boy,
but the fourteen year old boy rapes them daily. You know
the kind of crap that gets
this.
Also, the nurses and their rapist are all related. |
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What??: I use the "Question Girl"
when I have no clue of the value of a show, and also when a
show is of a genre I don't enjoy but doesn't immediately offend
my senses (too much). Crap like Slayers,
or anything fantasy related. It's
not necessarily bad, but they ain't making it for me.
That's for sure.
I don't know. The nurses have swords... or magic spells or something. |
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