Pirate Face or Tetanus? You decide!
My ability to take action shots? Awesome.
As Joel's erstwhile fiance said, the hardest part
about these burgers is pronouncing the word "Worcestershire",
but she also said that the only time she'd be in the same room with
a Filipino is if he was cutting her grass or cleaning her pool,
so I'm not really sure what to think of all that.
After you've exposed your racial proclivities to
the world basically all you have to do is lump all the ingredients
and mix them until they're fairly well blended. Then you simply
slap them on the grill, get sufficiently drunk enough that you forget
there were burgers at all and start a fire because you really shouldn't
be using a propane grill on a fire escape.
Which is sort of how WE make burgers. You, however,
are probably a little more industrious. In which case you could
probably baste the burgers with worcestershire while they're cooking.
This will probably make for a tasty burger, but won't be as funny
as when I poured beer all over them and ended up extinguishing the
It's really your call.
That is a horrible, horrible face.
Probably not as bad as this one, though.