We had about half the sugar we needed in this bag.
So we just poured more in until it LOOKED like it doubled. If
this was Die Hard 3 we would've died.
Master brand Cocoa. Master chef tested, Master
Ice Cream Team :
Let the ice cream get a bit soggy, cut it up, put
it in your big bucket and mix it with 1/3 of the milk.
Cocoa Team :
Start boiling up a good amount of water. Put a quarter
of the cocoa in your heatproof jug. Add some water, stir, keep adding
cocoa, water, and sugar while stirring. Eventually it's gonna be
all thick and possibly lumpy. That's when you make me test it, unless
I somehow get away and Skabs has to do it. Sucker.
Now all you have to do is take it nice and slow
add the cocoa to the ice cream, stirring all the while. After that
add the rest of the milk and you're good to go.
Ice cream team's job consisted of mixing milk and
ice cream. They fucked it up.
This cocoa mixture seemed like it might be a strange portent of
my bowel movements the next day.